Very. Your order arrives in plain black packaging with nothing on the outside advertising your excellent decision-making.

We aim to get orders packed and, on their way, as quickly as possible. Tracking details will be sent once your parcel has been dispatched, so you can obsessively refresh Australia Post like the rest of us.

Yes. Our toys are made from body-safe materials designed for intimate use. Because “probably fine” isn’t really the standard we’re aiming for.

Yes. You can use Afterpay at checkout, because apparently even good decisions can be made in four payments.

Warm water and mild, fragrance-free soap will do the job. You can also use a suitable toy cleaner. Clean before and after use, then let it dry properly before storing.

Because intimate products are personal-use items, returns can be limited for hygiene reasons. If something arrives faulty or there’s an issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help sort it out.

Water-based lube is the safest all-round option with silicone toys. Less chemistry. More fun.

Absolutely.

We're proudly Aussie-owned, female-founded and ship nationwide from our Queensland HQ.

Rechargeable toys include their compatible USB charging cable. You’ll just need a standard USB power source.

Of course! Send us an email anytime hello@theoclub.com.au and we'll be happy to help. No awkward questions here. We've heard it all.